
Author: Timothy Alborn
April 2021
April 1: #55: The Vice Presidents’ Feast
April 2: #56: Søren and Maria
April 3: #57: Metaphysical Poetry Slam
April 4: #58: An Alternative to Drano
April 5: #59: The Lonely Tapa
April 6: #60: If Sartre and Stevie Smith cowrote a Limerick about a Baseball Game
April 7: #61: Queen for a Day
April 8: #62: A Frank Capra Limerick
April 9: #63: Donne’s Good Morrow
April 10: #64: The Baker’s Dozen (My Nana, Part Six)
April 11: #65: Grumpy Santa
April 12: #66: The Dude Blanched
April 13: #67: I Have My Priorities
April 14: #68: The Halal Certification Superhero
April 15: #69: O-4 Goodness Sake!
April 16: #70: Trouble on the Tuffet
April 17: #71: The Uneclipsed Annual
April 18: #72: Long Live the Queen—but not the Drone
April 19: #73: The Purloined Egg
April 20: #74: The Backyard Magician
April 21: #75: Asiya and Moses
April 21: Inspired by yesterday’s Bee: Baby Poet
April 21: Inspired by yesterday’s Bee: An R-Rated Ode to the not-allowed “Labially”
April 22: #76: The Six-legged Beatle
April 23: #77: The Helpful Clone
April 24: #78: Mamma Knows Borscht
April 25: Sonnet #1: Geological Time
April 26: #79: Oh, Suzy Q’s
April 27: #80: This Menu is a Work in Progress
April 28: Sonnet #2: The Pangram that Wasn’t
April 29: #80b: A Seldom-used Definition of Catkin
April 30: #81: Nana on Mars (My Nana, Part Seven)
March 2021
March 1: #22: Traffic Citation
March 2: #23: Mountain Bees
March 3: #24: The Shy Scrubber
March 3: #25: The Unlawful Waffle
March 4: #26: A Humbling Performance
March 5: #27: Do Not Try This At Home, Part Two
March 6: #28: Stiff Behavior
March 7: #29: My Nana, Part Three
March 8: #30: Gerunderful
March 9: #31: Toad’s Wild Ride
March 10: #32: My Nana, Part Four
March 11: #33: Censored
March 12: #34: The Mezcal That Didn’t Agree With Me
March 13: #35: The Misunderstood Poet
March 14: #36: The Obedient Beagle
March 15: #37: Emolumentary School
March 16: #38: The Capon Caper
March 17: #39: The Ghostly Audit
March 18: #40: Yet Another Food Limerick
March 19: #41: Sentence Structure
March 20: #42: Baa Baa Bathtub
March 21: #43: No , No, Nannette
March 22: #44: My Nana, Part Five
March 23: #45: The Planets, Plus Pluto
March 24: #46: The Elliptic Dyptich
March 25: #47: The Evanescent Ormolu
March 25: #48: The Great Awakening
March 26: #49: Fashion Week at the Beanery
March 27: #50: Best Mushroom at the Oklahoma State Fair
March 28: #51: La Mère de Pépé
March 29: #52: The Detective Needs a New Accountant
March 30: #53: Noah’s Hungry Sons
March 31: #54: The Dorset Lass